Well, day 3 over and now in accomodation. The Riverside Hotel. To help Tony locate it he checked the website and went searching for the house in the setting depicted. No river anywhere but it is located in the vicinity of a small stream and a car sales garage.
Hedging is now becoming an art form and our expectations on the quality of the country hedges is increasing. We are now seeking well trimmed topiary to satisfy our calls of nature.
Chris is hedging quite regular (normal), James is hungry so he is OK and Grant now shouts prior to venting. Bobs camel condition is subsiding and normal operation is resuming. Tony is still seeking fishing locations.
For those who don't know, clarification of terms:
Hedging - the use of hedgerows to relieve oneself
Top venting - to clear ones nose whilst riding
Bottom venting - self explanatory.
Now off out for evening nosh and black stuff.
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